MICHAEL EARL CRAIG
Honestly
When it comes right down to it I’m a hopeless romantic. And you, you are a scheming opportunistic leech. And Chad is “the orphan.” You follow me?
Or maybe I’m the leech, and Chad is still “the orphan,” and you’re the doe-eyed dreamer.
Laverne is the dumb country bitch with the Mercury Cougar and its trunk full of deer meat.
Stu is the pragmatist. The classic pragmatist. With one foot in the grave and the other at the movies. Or is it the other way around?
Donald is the quintessential blonde bombshell.
And here is where things for you take a turn for the worse. You’re out in a meadow. You have your head down. You look like you’re grazing on something. Me? I just happen to be there.
I haven’t felt hopeless in a long time. Stu means well but can’t help anyone. Something in the way you have your head tilted….
I feel the cables tightening in me. We won’t return to Laverne. Donald arrives. He lets his matted hair down as one might dump out a tarpful of condoms. And Chad. Well, well, well, let’s take a closer look at Chad.
Upon Our Return
When we walk into the room (it is late) the child is there on the floor, working on the Harry Truman puzzle.
Bubbles Came from Their Noses
He wasn’t supposed to be there. (This is how any number of poems begins.) He had his goggles. And his nose plugs.
He was underwater, and pretending to be fixing a ladder bolted to the side of the pool.
The participants in the synchronized swimming workshop eyed him cautiously. Each of them had their arms out like Christ on the cross and they hovered near the bottom, but not on the bottom, and this was what fascinated him.
Many of the swimmers had their palms turned slightly up, their arms bent a bit at the elbows, and this gave them the appearance of those carefully weighing something, two things I suppose, perhaps pitting one thing against another, but in a fair and emotionless manner, and this made them seem to him both judgmental and blasé, which he liked.
There were over two dozen of them. Their hands pendulated a little. This trued them. The colors of the pool were deep blue and turquoise with shafts of gold light in spots, and the swimmers farthest from him looked ghostly, like faded blueprints of swimmers.
It was calm down there. Serene. He heard an occasional dull clanking from he didn’t know where.
Bubbles came from the swimmers’ noses; they eyed him cautiously.
And then one of them, a chubby one, she appeared to be the leader… she made her move.
Her chest was forward, her shoulders back. She was squinting. Her goggles were clear and seemed part of her head. She began to move out ahead of the group. He sensed a slight buzz in the water.
She reminded him of a seahorse. She was expressionless. She moved as if she had a little motor behind her. She came right at the man, slowly, and with an eerie purpose.
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